Once upon a time, in a banned biolaboratory somewhere near Zhytomyr, fighting geese were created.
Now these creatures spit acidic borscht, hum like a generator under nighttime shelling, and fly in formation in the shape of a biohazard symbol toward the swamps.
They say that just looking at them causes diarrhea in Russian propaganda, and the Kremlin panics more than at the word "Khymars."
Material: Thread
Fastening: Velcro
Size: 9 x 8 cm
Made in Ukraine